What happens

When an IITan tries to clean up his/her room :-

If the IITan is a guy :-

(1)First of all he appreciates this noble idea which just arrived his and only his mind.

(2)He then starts singing 'jai ganesh, jai ganesh, jai ganesh deva...' followed by 'humko itni shakti dena....'.

(3)He starts a chain of thanksgiving to all his closed ones who inspired him to take such a great step.

(4)This is the moment since the extreme past when his eyes donate some tears.You cann`t imagine how happy is he at this point.

(5)Listening to 'wake me up.... (greenday)' , he starts enjoying a real life nap when somebody comes and reminds him of his original missison for the day.

(6)He expresses his gratitude towards this kind-hearted fellow by addressing him a '*&&$^&*#)!^&#^#('.

(7)He then performs his sub-mission of finding a broom anywhere in the hostel.

(8)Failing to do so he goes & gets one from the market thinking of those '&^!&**^)#$' words all along his way up and down. This took him some 2 hrs and 45 mins.

(9)He spends only 30 mins thinking where to start from.

(10)He finishes his original mission just within 2 hrs and 17 mins and fortunately got some of what people call important stuff--

• A titan watch (worth Rs 1275/-)
• A 100 rupee note (worth Rs 100/-)
• 12 ten rupee notes (worth Rs 120/-)
• chillhar coins (worth Rs 73/-)
• 12th board original Mark-Sheet (some things money cann`t buy, for everything else.....)
• 5 packs of Goldflake though partially filled (worth two days)
• 4 ATM cards of which only one was his.
• 3 socks each of a different shade of which none was his.
• The Associate (A novel by John Grisham)
• Nokia N95 (He is using RIM CDMA these days)
• A calculator (worth Rs 500/-)
• Logitech speakers (while he kept shouting all these days "iski awaaz itni kam kyun ho gayi hai " )
• some raddi (worth Rs 142/-)

Now after he`s all done with his mission, he analyses the losess as time and the gains in terms of monetary profits.He sorts out that getting the mission done by an assistant (jhaadu waale bhaiya) giving him a sum of Rs 30/-, talking some politics accompanied by some masala-maar-ke campus gossip would have been far more worthy. Once again starting his chain of thanksgiving to all his inspirational idols, dedicating those noble, kind '&**!%^#%%(#($' words and realising those 6 hrs 43 mins of workout on a weekend, he goes to sleep.

If the IITan is NOT a guy :-

(1)As a part of her usual routine, she picks up the broom leaning against the corner besides her bed.

(2)She starts the job from right under her study-cum-make up table.

(3)She finishes within 6 mins (including a revision so that not a single inch is left untouched).

(4)Fortunately she located some of the disorders that made her conscience act steadily:-

• 1 pen ka dhakkan lying under her 2-in-1 table.
• 1 sudoku cutting from TOI on her table.
• One of her 4 pair of sandals not placed parallelly.
• 1 empty pack of maggi noodles.
• 4 gms of dust.

After she`s all done, she takes a bath (no doubt using her own bucket and stuffs), spends a little 45 mins in front of her 2-in-1 table holding a mirror (which is again her own property), using some more stuffs (difficult to differentiate), some of which I had mugged up while being in a party hosted by a female friend and to my luck, sat between 5 ladies. At last, after conducting a poll of how-she-looks among 12 active and regular participants including her DD, she makes her way to the main gate of the girls hostel where she sets her original mission of extracting the maximum out of the guy who thinks he`s in love, waiting outside, desperately.

PS :: One guy asked me "why are they even referred to as she/her ?"

He suggested some better words like 'not-he/not-him' !!