High and not Drunk!

The day...

What am I thinking? I don’t know. Am I thinking of anything at all? Why am I not thinking of anything? There are millions of topics out there! Just pick one damn it! Nothing! Oh, there are billions of words out there. Just pick a word and make a topic out of it. Nope, not a word! How can I not think of anything at all? Any damn thing! How can I be all blank?

Oh wait, I am definitely thinking whether I am thinking of something. But Am I really thinking of something? If I am, then why can’t I think of what I am thinking? It is because you aren’t thinking at all you fool! But if I’m not thinking, then what is it that keeps moving inside my head? Something is definitely there. It can’t be all empty you know, or can it be? So what exactly is my brain doing when it is not thinking? Is it roaming somewhere else without telling me? But it is my brain. It can’t go anywhere without telling me, or can it?

Oh, the fan. It’s hanging from the ceiling. It has three blades. But why isn’t it working right now? It is winter you fool. But can move once in a while during winter, can’t it? Oh, it is all naked and might catch cold during winter. Poor fan!

What is he thinking? How in the sane world can I know that? I don’t even have his brain. But what is his brain doing? Is it too roaming somewhere without telling him? Shall we go find our brains? But he seems fine, calm. Is it because he too isn’t thinking anything at all? Or is he too wondering about what I am thinking?

Why do they say that ‘A watched phone never rings’? I am not watching it right now. And it isn’t ringing. What else can you do other than ‘Watching’ or ‘Not watching’ the phone? Nothing! Does that mean a phone won’t ring ever? If it isn’t going to ring, why have I kept a ring tone then? Damn you phone!

Why is he laughing now? He might be thinking about something funny. Why am I not thinking about something funny? I can laugh too then. Or am I already laughing and my face isn’t telling me? But it is my face after all! It can’t laugh without me knowing, or can it? Why aren’t my parts with me? Have I done something wrong? Oh look, he is laughing again! He’s is thinking about all these funny things and I can’t think of any damn thing, even a boring thing!

I can’t think of anything and I have ring tone in my phone, when the fan doesn't even have a blanket to protect itself from the cold. What a waste am I!  I better stop thinking. Tomorrow, I shall definitely think of something to think upon!

The day after...

What was I thinking yesterday? I don't know. Was I thinking anything at all? Why was I not...